You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Iggy Azalea

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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obama

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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