Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

I lost my tractor.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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