How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock.

Why did the jew die Really...

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Okay, one second.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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