- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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