What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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School

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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