- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Mark Wilson

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Reverse psychology never fails.

Poop

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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