Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Nickelback

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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q

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Weiner

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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