whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A snake walks into a bar

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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