- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

alston wang

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

monkey sponge

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

fack me!

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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