- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

involved parents.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Blind people can't read this.

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