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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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