A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Hi

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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