What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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