whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Your social life.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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WNBA

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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