Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Woman's Rights

hit the thumbs down button

rose are red violets should be purple

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why was the man sad His son got raped

I like hats XD!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Laugh.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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