WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Nickelback

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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