- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

no

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Matt is not funny.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

fart+fart=poop

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Shut the cork up!

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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