What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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19th amendment

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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The cow went moo

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What is the difference between a duck?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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