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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

knock knock go away

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

i like tits

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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