roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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minecraft

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Nice weather we're having.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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