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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

How much did the Holla Cost?

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Farts smell bad!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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