- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

im a selling a car

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Are you a human?

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did the clock say? The time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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