If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

The bird is not the word.... Its two

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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