Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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