roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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