Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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No it isn't.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Civil Rights.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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9/11/2001

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Sonic

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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black people

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Anti Joke

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