- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

hi to the world fromthe world

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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