- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

I hate black people. Because their black.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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