What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How old is victor? Old

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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