cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Your Mom.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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