- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Penis.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Cold camel scrotum.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.