How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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i eat poop

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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