- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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