What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Potato.

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Penis-Pump

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Women's rights.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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