Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Halo < COD

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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haha, you're an orphan

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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