What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Period Blood

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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