Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Period Blood

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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So. The gays. ...

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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