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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A fat boy walked into a party

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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