- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Ryan Chang is funny.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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