baby loves lalma

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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