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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A black guy with his family.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

hey.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

whats better than 24................. 25

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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