A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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69, hahaha

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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