A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What time is it? 10:58

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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