a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Do you need any assistance?

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Homework.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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