Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Communism

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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