Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's dead? Your mum.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Black Veil Brides.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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