Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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