How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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