What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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