Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Your mother

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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